Lebensraum

Okay, I added a translucent box thingy so you guys can read clearer without having to scroll although the opacity is still not large enough. I think I shall go and make it more opaque so you guys can enjoy better reading. Yoonce has been officially deleted today. Any photos will go to my Flickr page here. More photos coming up! See how I looked like in Primary School and Admirals be reminded of how I looked like in primary school.

I notice I had a lot of spelling errors recently. I really should make them go away. it's like so embarrassing. I read through an entry and noticed I had typed "fuction" instead (I actually typed instayed and corrected it!) of function. I looked at it and said it out. God, I said a crude word. Haha.

In case you wonder why I'm infatuated with Hilary Duff- I'm not. You might think I'm lying but I'm not. In fact I'm beggining to lose interest in Hilary Duff (of course I'll still buy her albums blah blah blah). I loved Hil the most in July 2004. Oh gosh, Metamorphosis came out, The Lizzie McGuire movie came out, she was here and there, Agent Cody Banks, Cheaper By the Dozen. Gosh. I wanted to marry her (joke, who wants to marry a girl older than you). She was sweet and innocent- the girl that everyone absolutely loved.

Then came "Hilary Duff" her second album. Wow, she really metamorphosised- into a wilder girl- or at least that was how she portrayed herself. She was like, wild. I don't know how to describe. This metamorphosis is not completely bad. I think still liked her at this stage.

THEN came Wake Up. Forget it. I think Wake Up really sucks. As in the album. It sucks my brain out and blah blah blah. I didn't say this until now because I AM a Hilary Duff fan. I mean she still rocks my box of socks, but she seems to be getting out of the box. I guess most Hil fans that watched her since Lizzie Mac would know how she feels.

She reminds me of Britney. Who sucks.

So now I have reordeded my list of favourite Singers till Hil's 4th album comes out and I see if there's any improvement (who am I to judge anyway? haha!) The below are in no order of merit.

Favourite Female Singers: Kelly Clarkson, Renee Olstead, Carrie Underwood
Favourite Male Singers: Clay Aiken, Jesse McCartney
Favourite Bands: Backstreet Boys, SonicFlood

Currently quite pathetic. But my interest with Alicia Keys is growing =) You should see her in the favourite female singers list the next time I decide to post something like that.

You might be wondering what the hell I'm listening to if I have striked out some of my favourite singers. Well, there's always the free podcasts! Haha. Currently listening to the SG Show =)

I have a pile of disgusting homework to do. Forgive me for typing such a disgusting amout of words. I must be really disgusting and you must be disgusted. I should no longer be called the Big Fat Smiler but the Big Disgsuting Smiler. Be disgusted today. Also be disgusted by my new FLICKR site here. More sets coming along.

P/S HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILARY DUFF!!!

Hello Everyone. Readers, Haters, Big-Fat-Smiler-Wannabes, Big-Fat-Smiler-Cannotbes, Big Fat Suckers, spammers (familiar?), yooncers, Cofessioners (aka Apologists!), Victorians, BB Boys, 6Lpeople, AND EVERYONE ELSE!

I am dead sorry I didn't update for more than 2 days- which is quite a long amount of time- considering the fact that I try to update everyday. So yup, sorry guys. Here I am now =) (This paragraph sounds super cliche but you need cliches now and then to bore your life)

Back to my announcements. Not that this entry is just mainly focussed on announcing but just that I need to announce. So sit up straight, and listen up.

PLEASE! Spammers on my tagboard- do not spam! Especially when you have 200 characters and you just use about 1/5 of them! Guys, limit yourslef to 2 tags please? Upon 2nd offence (starting from when you next tag) of tagging 2< tags, you shall face IP banation (IP banation? Haha) I know this is quite s sensitive topic but I have had compainers.

2nd announcement, Yoonce will soon NO LONGER fuction! Of course that doesn't mean I won't have a photoblog- but that I am shifting to Flickr! I have bought the PRO edition thus can have unlimited sets and 2GB of monthly uploads (not that I will use so much though) and I will find time to upload every single picture I have that is worth uploading. You will also be able to view them in FULL SIZE! (BEcause that's the way Flickr is) but there will be some restrictions because Flickr helps you copyright your photos. AND, I would put a watermark, thus, you will see something at the bottom left hand corner.

Not disclosing my Flickr URL yet! Haha...

Had a wonderful linner (if breakfast + lunch = brunch, then lunch + dinner must = to linner right? nevermind if you don't agree, only pure bigfatsmilers will! haha!) today! With Sian Ying, Fang Xun and Kifo! Yay! We ate at Sakae (which I learnt it was pronounced as something I did not pronounce as) and had the buffet! Wow, I really pigged out. I think I ate at least 4 plates of the fried tofu- which totally rocked my box of socks. And the best thing was that when I prepared to pay Kifo who had payed first- he told me he treated!

Kifo you rock a million times more than the fried tofu does!

So yup, just like how Sian Ying made a "I Will Treat list", I have just added Kifo to mine.

P/S 200+ more hits to 5000! Hurry! Hurry!

I am really lazy to blog now so I shall just update you guys of what's happening.

Basically my mommy just came back from Taipei, Taiwan. And she came back with a lot of stuff. I still can't believe she spent most of her money buying 6 bottles of the royal jelly at SGD60+ a bottle from the Aliyang de Guniang (correct?). And the bottle is super small. She says I got a lot of pimples and I need to take. I hope it tastes better than bird nest =P

And I got the 5566 3rd Album already! Lol, all the way from Taiwan. It's a different edition from Singapore I think. The Taiwanese one is with 5566 wearing the wayang cotumes. And it has a DVD. Someone from Singapore can inform me about the differences?

I am really thankful to my mum who has widened my pathetic wardrobe =)

Thanks Mom!

I'm depressed. And it's Friday. World War 3 has started. Why am I depressed. Most probably because of the damned 1.5 hr wait and because of the disgustingly dull whether.

OH MY DEAR GOD

What on earth am I talking about? There's more to life! Theres zi chong xiang shi my so far 2nd favourite Korean shwo (favourite one is All About Eve, ai shang nu zu bo) showing in 45 minutes time, I have cell group later, Survivor in few hours time. And worst of all. I have committed the uncommitable sin...

IT'S FRIDAY

It's Friday and I'm depressed. WTF. Worst of all there is no parade tomorrow. And I'm still depressed. What on earth is going on with your Friendly Internet Big Fat Smiler? He has gone bonkers. Like really.

Hey! Beside me is my fairy godmother! She just appeared! She told me to type Hi to all you readers. So here goes:

Hi! =)))

Okay. She just granted me LOST OF DEPRESSION (which mean I am not depressed now) and has left the mortal world. She has a appointment in Pluto or something.

So if I'm not depressed then I can only be happy! After all, I AM the Big Fat Smiler...

Talking bout Big Fat Smiles, have you EVER wondered how it got it's name?

Some do, because I told them. But I doubt majority of my readers do...

Let's scan through the world's songs and see if any song has Big Fat Smiles with at least more than 50% match.

Scanning...

Yup! Found one. Match with 66.6% (Might be more than One but just showing you the one I got inspiration from)

Welcome to My Life- Simple Plan

You would thing my URL would be from HD but it's not. Its from rock group SP.

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

Apparently I heard wrongly and thought it was Big Fat Smiles. That's why when Josiah [Chairman who claims I keep using his (since when were they HIS anyway?) "=))" smileys when HE used to type bigfatsmiles under some of his entries] used to type bigfatsmiles under his entries, I was very shocked because it was meant to be in a negative form. That the big fat smile was a lying and hypocritic smile (do I hear gasps?).

THAT was until I decided to listen to Simple Plan one day and REALIZED that their lyrics was Big Fake Smiles instead of Fat! Yay!

So now, big fat smiles symbolizes a POSITIVE form =) Of innocense and happiness (duh). It's the smile version of the bear hug. Nevermind if you don't know what this means.

So yup...

Big Fat Smiles with me?

I mean, wow! I am in a Band One school! How did it happen? Ignoratos like me never know anything- sadly of course. I only knew until PANG told me about it. (He also said my entries are too long, comments anyone?) Wow! Band One! Haha. So VS' average L1R5 (or as Straits Times called it L1B5) is less than 11! So most people would be able to enter a JC =)

I wonder when it's 2008. And I (take note I) am taking the O Levels. Oh my dear god. There is a 99% chance I will commit suicide (Joke although I know I'm not suppose to joke bout stuff like that). And I step into the room with my hands trembling. Some more now our hall got air-con even worst.

Then my fellow Victorian sitting beside me will complain to the teacher. "Cher! Weng Keong (he will know my name even if I don't know him because I am famous globally, haha) keep chattering I can't take it! Confirm fail my Os one larh!" And the teacher will thrust a piece of mouldy bread into my mouth. Speaking of mouldy bread- I shall come to that later.

I have reconsidered my subjects! Haha, not much of a reconsideration really but mostly because I found out I HAVE to take PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY if I am in Victoria CURRENTLY if I want to take 2 sciences. Which is the only option for me unless I plan for only 1 science.

So here goes:

English Language (ommiting all compulsories and craps)

Elementary Mathematics

Advanced Mathematics

Higher Chinese Language

Physics

Chemistry

Geography Elective

Literature (do I hear cheers?)

Art for Art Elective Program

I also, due to nice seniors comments that Geog Elect comprises of SS. And yes, if you count properly, thats a total of 9 (9!!!) whopping subjects! PL/SQL Bryan says that theres only 1 9 sub taker in their batch now. Who's land am I shitting on?

I seriously won't mind Lit if Ms Koh was teaching me *blushes* JOKING LARH, it was Gaga who... who... haha.

I want to start a diary. Seriously. I have considered this thought since January 2005 but was afraid it would affect blogging. This is because I realise I have a lot I want to write but can't afford to because...

You know actually. There are tons of people on my the list. Don't worry! It's a 1 in 10000 that it will be you and EVEN if it's you you won't know either right? Haha, doesn't it remind you of The Poison Apple in our Sec 1 Lit textbook?

BACK to the mouldy bread. Was eating my regular peanut butter sandwich when. Argh. Yelps. Yeeps. Screams (as in high pitch "Ahhh!"s). Ahhs. *whatever more exclaimations you can think about*. I bit into something the Cantonese call fag mong. My grandmother use to go round the house saying that and I would come to what shes holding- smell it and tell her to throw it away before I kneel before the toilet bowl puking my life away.

Yes! Not only did I smell it this time. I tasted it. Get taste? As in PUT IN YOUR MOUTH? Gross. I puked the chew out immediatly and walked out of the classroom with PANG and Oswin looking at me. Weirdly that is. I don't think they guessed it.

Big Fat Smile with me?

*Got my first DELIVERED Straits Times today =)

I must confess. My vocabulary is really bad, despite being good in writing. I took the RD Online World Challenge today and resulted in a score of 335 out of a possible score of 1275. I mean like how the heck am I suppose to know that cashier means to dismiss? Isn't a cashier the person that stands in front of a checkout counter in your supermarket trying to look friendly and collecting money? Or how was I suppose to know that placate is to pacify or appease? I mean like I don't even use these words in my everyday life? My vocab sucks. Someone please tutor me. I don't know how but I definitely need help. Bah.

Life was quite okay today. Mr Wong was back with his Chemistry. I wonder what combinations I'll take when I reach Secondary 3? Here's what I wish to take NOW: (and I can turn back at Sec 3 to read this laughing at how silly my choices were. Haha)

English Language (obviously)

Higher Chinese Language (compulsory if I don't fail my chinese)

Elementary Mathematics (compulsory)

Advanced Mathematics (compulsory)

Geography Elective?

Social Studies (compulsory)

Art for Art Elective Program (compulsory)

Biology?

Chemistry/Physics (Still deciding. Will not take triple science and result will most probably not be physics because of scary stories)

So you see 6 of my 9 chosen subjects are actually compulsory. How fair is that? If I were given a choice to drop one- it would definitely be Social Studies. To hell with anything History-related! (except Art Elective Theory of course! Haha!)

Actually yesterday's Le grand gros sourire avec moi ? means Big Fat Smile with me? On why miao said it was very poorly translated because I translated it with a computer. I don't know french. So since it's so badly translated I shall just post it in the international business language:

Big Fat Smile with me?

I like crapping. I like talking cock. I like talking rubbish. I like saying stupid things (not too stupid to judge my intellect upon though). I like saying lame stuff. In other words, I like to talk unnecessarily and always at the wrong time. After all, in order to smile a big fat smile you have to have a big fat mouth (as repeated by me many times to various readers/victorians).

So anyway, ate a home cooked meal today. My favourite maggee mee. I know it's supposed to be unhealthy but I haven't had it in ages. Like really long ago. Then my mom came home with every single grocery she needed except bread. Not that bread was needed for the preperation/end product of the maggee mee but for tomorrow's breakfast. Thus I was sent down looking frowsy to the nearst mini mart. I really thought I was emulating a refugee in the New Orleans suffering from the dreadful hurricane (joke). That is why I never let people see me at home in my weird looking clothes. Haha.

Then proceeding to the mini mart, I came across a qi yue burning thingy. I was suddenly afraid (for obvious reasons) but consoled myself with the fact that qi yue was over ages ago. Then when approaching some brambles I suddenly heard some chantings coming from there. Oh my dear god I freaked out like seow. Really. If anyone had saw me at that point of time I would be totally embarassed. Thank god there was no one was though.

Back to the point. I suddenly heard some chantings! It was some Muslim chantings and it totally freaked me out. Worst of all the chantings emmited from some brambles and went right into my year right after I saw the qi yue burning can. (Which seems weird now because why would muslim chantings come from a chinese ghost festival object?) And then I quickened my footsteps only to fine the chantings coming from a totally too-religious Muslim who has decided to turn up his chantings much to loudly on his stereo. Arg.

Still, I was still nervous when passing the area after buying the damned bread.

The dengue thing seems to be bigger and bigger. It's beggining to scare me. I got a few bites today. I quickly (because of my big fat mouth) announced the fact to my class. Only nice Justus responded to me saying that the fastest way to know you're getting dengue is that your skin begins to get dappled- like those cute 101 Dalmations just that it's red instead of black.

Diverting a little now. I think everyone should really listen to the SG Show. Dear god has blessed Sam with such an oh-s0-adorable voice. It is so euphonious that you could listen to it as music itself. Haha. Weird comparison huh? Couldn't think of a better one. So everyone should listen to the SG Show! Haha.

Le grand gros sourire avec moi ?

P/S Decided to change my "Jotlims, Jesus Rocks" ending into something else. Anyone can guess what the newest ending means? No prizes though. I'm such a poor blogger. Haha.

I am cranked. Like I'm the crankiest person in the world. Perhaps I'm no longer the Big Fat Smiler anymore- instead, I'm the Big Fat and cranked Smiler. I'm cranked with everything. Like totally. For instance I'm cranked because my hair is too long. Like really. I can feel it touching my ears and it's really irritating. Perhaps I should copy Josiah but I don't want to be a copycat. Who wants to look like a convict anyway?

I'm cranked because I only ate 4 mooncakes today. I suppose to hit the target- 8. (Obvious joke)

I am also cranked because Big Fat Smiles doesn't has it's own server. Haha. Terence L is gonna get one. He wants me to help him think. I think he should stick to terensu. But think, doesn't bigfatsmiles.sg sound nice?

I'm cranked because there's the bu ting xie tomorrow. I hate it. I hate Chinese. Like seriously. I am beggining to hate it. It sucks. It drains excitement from my life. And now what? Oswin wants me to? Read Chinese? Stop being a jerk. Xue shan fei hu sucks.

I like English books. I am infatuated with them. I shall buy Fever Pitch (Perfect Catch was based on it) soon. Really wish I had the luxury of Oswin's cousin. Reading 5 books a week. Possible, but I shall have to remove blogging and studying from my to-do list which is an absolute no-no. Right now I'll just stick to... 2 a week?

I'm cranky because I like the word cranky. Sounds weird, but my statement still stands.

All right, I'm out of reasons.

My mom suscribed Straits Times today. I'm so happy because of that. No more missing Digital Life. Ever. And we got a discounted, discounted price. First discount because of the promotion (which has ended! haha!) and 2nd discount because there was this free gift section where you choose between a 15% discount or a 128MB thumb drive. Which is really silly because everyone knows 128MB is not enough. My mom has a 1GB one and I have my iPod (which is a whopping 20GB!!!) muahahaha...

Great. I got the Monday blues when Monday hasn't even arrived. I hope it rains tomorrow.

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks

I am addicted to the wonderful world of podcasting. Coming home from school, listening to podcasts on the bus- and feeling great. For the ignorant out there, a podcast is a like a radio show, just that it’s downloaded onto your computer in a form of an MP3 file and then uploaded to your playing device (originally for the iPod hence the name). Currently I’m listening to 2 really wonderful shows- Israelisms and the SG Show.

Israelisms is recorded by a couple from the US who I think migrated to Israel. They talk about the political stuff in Israel =) SG Show is recorded by Dad and his son and his son is so damned cute okay. His voice is like so cute whatever. They talk about Music, Books, Movies etc. etc.

Don’t worry, I won’t be podcasting as in making a podcast, my voice sucks online (I think Terence L has experienced it, haha) so I shall continue be faithful to blogging (Awww…) =)

Yup, today’s games were great council! Although 1.1 lost, haha. At least we had team spirit? Lol.

I think this entry is quite boring. My writers block has come to haunt me.

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

P/S Google about podcasting if you want to know more!

This is an angry entry and tralala birds who do not wish to affect your tralalaism you may leave, or perhaps view my new blog created here. Notice that if this were a normal entry post, after the hyperlink “here” you would see a big fat smiles (also known as “=)”) but I decided to omit it because this is suppose to be an angry post. (There would also probably be a “Lol” after “angry post” too)
Today was a not-bad day. Managed to scrape through the physics test. I’m sure I wrote the definition of diffusion wrong but it’s all over now. Who cares except me?

You might be wondering why a not-bad day would result in angry entry. You haven’t heard of day spoilers have you? Oh, there are plenty- and if you haven’t met one yet it would probably (probably!) be a lie. Let me give you a lesson on them anyway:

Things to note about Day Spoilers

• Are not always out to spoil your day. They might be if their evil. Chances are 2 to 5. I usually hope I’m in the 2 so I can play victim.

• Not always a person, could be an item, or unless that person is all out to spoil your day- that is if the person is a very evil one- so he would be too evil to be even considered a person. (A “haha” would be put here as a single sentence but “hahas” are not allowed as this is an angry entry)

• We mark them on a scale of 1-10. 10 if you feel like committing suicide after the incident and 1 if you can just listen to Hilary Duff and be a tralala bird again.

• Actions from a day spoiler are not always intentional. Some day spoilers don’t even realize they have spoiler your day- and when you tell them you have- they will even argue that they were not sarcastic or anything.

I can’t think of anything else. If you want to suggest them to me or add on to this list- email me @ bigfatsmiles@gmail.com.

So after that long crap talk about day spoilers- lets talk about the one who actually spoiler my day and forcing me to omit those big fat smiles and lols and lmaos from this entry. I think my readers are now suffering from lack of happy internet languages.

I really can’t stand the Western MRTs. Jurong East that is. Everyone is desperate. I mean like more despo than Desperate Housewives just that the Housewives are desperate for sex while the “everyone” is desperate for sits. I mean like really. They push. I almost thought I was in Shanghai when everyone “chuangs” (English translation: to push hardly [super Chinese people, anyone got a better translation?]

Then we were early (we as in Sakib, Oswin, Me, Gaga) so we got to stand closest to the MRT door there. And when the Boon Lay train came. Gosh. Everyone flooded the entire area.
Then the train to Marina Bay finally came and a lot of people were coming in. Due to that chuang spirit in the West everyone was pushing against the going-out flow and the people coming out were having a really hard time. Therefore I told Oswin “Don’t go in first, people still need to come out.”

And a voice from behind said, “Just go in! Can go in from the side!” I was sincerely paiseh and quickly said sorry. When we boarded the crowded train, the voice who belonged to a Malay lady, in her late 40s said “I need to sit down you know, I have been standing all day during my job. And I stay all the way in Yew Tee leh! Next time, if you don’t need a sit, please go to the back!”

WTF!

What is your damned problem? (It is clearly selfishness but heck) Yew Tee is only 4 stops away okay! I’m sure you have to stand throughout your job right? But teachers who teach for the whole day standing up also wouldn’t talk this kind of bloody shit. Of course, everyone has their fair share of feeling tired- but 4 stops? That’s only an average of say 9min!

So if you were so tired why don’t you go up to the old man sitting right over there and say, “I have been standing for the whole damn day, can you give up your sit for me?” or you could try the pregnant lady “Hey, I know carrying an extra life is tiring, but I have been standing for the whole damned day, could you please be kind and give up your sit?”. Or hey! Why not try the lady sitting down with her 2 year old son crying like a madboy, “It must be quite hard to control a fidgety and crying son, but you could do it standing right? Would you give up your sit for a poor old lady who has been standing for the whole day at work?”

These all sound sarcastic, but I’m mad. If their really that bad you could go play Neopets.

BUT…

Being the sweet Big Fat Smiling ass cum Victorian cum innocent young child, I just told her politely “Sorry mdm,” I shall make an exception here and =))

I had my taste of outside quarrels and decided I don’t want any of this crap. Oh well, my anger has been frustrated, it’s gone now =)

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

I am very surprised and happy that Ian has blogged. And he’s like enthusiastic about it. Not like people who have started a blog and then crap comes out. And he had an impressive first post too. Believe me, my earlier posts are not as entertaining and nice-to-read as they are now. Not saying that my current post are nice to read and entertaining but at least it’s better than my earlier ones. (But I trust my instinct that my readers agree with me… Haha)

I’m very happy today- like a tralala bird. Haha. Well, for one thing- I can now do a pull-up! Yay! Isn’t that incredible? I mean like, it’s a pull-up! Wow. Haha. I hope I’m now inviting mockery here. Today’s AQ was pretty light- not very strenuous.

And I have a new love in my life! I am infatuated with those counting down timers stuck to the traffic lights. I don’t know why. Someday, I shall plan to steal it with a box of tools. Muahahaha…

Okay, this is really quite a short and boring entry. What to do? Writer’s block what. Sigh.

Damned physics test tomorrow! Not so lucky to have a nice brother to go through physics notes with you. Lol.

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

P/S Sian Ying! How to send you Victoriana?

Yes! I admit! I have been writing about MY blog on MY article. I quite regret not asking Kifo to anonymous my identity on my article. Drats. He promised me an anonymous idenity when he had gave me the article to write. Hmpf. I think KWK could be a nice replacment for Kok Weng Keong. Muahahaha...

So anyway, 2 bloggers were charged in court yesterday for putting up racists views on their blogs. I think it's quite silly. God placed people different skin colours on one earth for a reason. He wanted us to express and show love to people differnt from us. And I don't see what so hard about that. All the racist views in my class (and of course- Victoria- no wonder Sian Ying said Victoria was a racist school in her entry about the co-ed issue) should be gone. Why should they exist- especially in a multi-racial, cultural and religious country like Singapore.

Although I feel badly about what they wrote- I think they should not be charged. Why should they anyway? It's THEIR blog, THEIR thoughts, THEIR reflections. And a blog is a place to express views (of course except the dictionary.com definition) and I believe a log is something VERY VERY personal that bloggers take the risk to expose. Not that everything they do exposeis real- but take the risk to portray to people. Frankly- I think Xiaxue took a very great risk to tell everyone she looked horrible without makeup. Lmao.

I shall more later- of course THE ORIGINAL and UN-EDITED article. Lol.

This issue of VIctoriana is much better isn't it? I think the Sin City theme played a big part of that.

Jotlims
Jesus (and tis time adding a mooncakes) Rock!

I love mooncakes. I really do. But there are some conditions before they can gain my love. So mooncakes of the world! Unite! And listen to the BigFatSmiler crap!

Number 1! Mooncakes of the world! In order to gain my love you must not contain any eggs in your paste! If you do, shun and go away!

Number 2! You must be lotus! Your paste that is. If not, get lost from me! Muahahaha!

Number 3! (Number 3 is something very optional, if you cannot achieve this… err… number, you will still gain my love) You must have SNOW skin!

So yup. I love you mooncakes. I love you when I put you in my mouth and the sweetness melts into my tongue.

I love you when I put you in the fridge and when I come back for another quarter your snow skin has stuck to the plate and I use my knife to scrape your skin out and putting it into my mouth.

Then your skin melts and a lovely feeling comes.

I love you when I put you in the oven and you come out hot and tasty.

I love you when I put an entire quarter of you into my mouth and chew for 3 whole minutes.

I love you when I realize my mom has a Maybank card thus getting a 50% discount for more mooncakes of your breed and species.

I love you when I use my hand to eat you! Muahahahaha!

I love you when I don’t have to take out disgusting yokes from inside you. Even the smell of your distant cousin’s yokes make me puke.

If Xiaxue’s favorite thing on earth were an orgasm mine would probably be you- beside my iPod of course.

Rats, I just got 4 mosquito bites, my blood got sweeter from eating too much mooncakes =(

Looking at everyone’s MSN nicknames- it’s like “m.u.g.g.i.n.g” or whatever shit. It makes me feel like I’m not a good student. That is why I have chosen to update my blog oh-so-early in the morning to let myself mug the day away (except for the no-egg mooncake sessions of course! haha).

I have a very important issue to breach today. That issue is that I have realized that all the talk about bloggers not having any life- I suddenly think it’s true- for me. Internet life that is. Of course I have life! I go to movies, I write stuff, I playing Gameboy, I listen to Music. Whatever. But when I come online- I just 1)Visit my blog 2) Bloghop. That’s all. How pathetic is that. I really think I am.

I need help. Somebody help me.

Help.

It’s just 20 minutes before my favorite Korean show starts! Ahh! And my hands are getting jittery. I have no idea why. My hands have been getting jittery lately. Oh no! Parkinson’s disease? *choi*

Today was a fun day- also a very expensive one. Me, Oswin and Kundan (despite the fake tag someone tagged saying Oswin might not be able to make it) went to watch Perfect Catch which is such a dead nice movie. I really didn’t expect it to turn out like that- never knew it would be about the Red Sox and all.

Talking about Sox- bought 2 socks today =) The iPod socks that is. So happy I found those singular ones- at AppleCentre@Orchard, the ones they sell are in packs of 6 and it cost $54. I bought 2 singular ones at cheaper price =P.

Kundan doesn’t like Japanese cuisine- which to me is super weird. Because I love Jap food- minus the wasabi. I remember eating the dead disgusting Wasabi+Peppermint ice cream when we were playing zhong zing mi ma at Seoul Garden celebrating the BQ championships.

I also remember eating the Wasabi ice cream mooncake from Swensens which was AS DISGUSTING as the peppermint+wasabi one they made at Seouly. Gross. Totally gross. If you’re thinking of buying Swensen’s ice-cream mooncake- buy the strawberry one, durian one, mango one- or even SHIT one- but DO NOT buy the wasabi one. It’s totally gross.

Yup, which comes to the end of my little entry- I’m really deadbeat from today. Like totally tired. I need rest. I shall go cut myself a quarter of a no-egg mooncake =)

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

I’m quite addicted to the Backstreet Boys’ song Siberia. It’s partly because it’s in my pitch- so I can sing it without much difficulty. Not like when I’m listening to Hilary’s Fly and suddenly go “Fly” and can’t hit the high note and look around me to see if my mom saw me. Haha. I don’t really understand the song though- what does this country in Russia have to with a girl dumping you? Perhaps I should listen to the song a few more million times before I can get the essence of the song into me.

Oswin, Kundan and I are going to watch a movie tomorrow- The Perfect Catch. To tell you the truth- there are not many nice movies this Holiday. Checked the GV website and the only worth watching would probably be Be With Me which I can’t watch because it is suppose to be Mature Content. It seems a very good show- better without all the lesbianism and stuff.

Was listening to TPOTO’s All I Ask Of You and found it quite weird. It says “Love me, that’s all I ask of you,” So if lets say you got married with this lady and then she said Love me that’s all I ask of you. So you can don’t work and just sit down and qiao jiao on your sofa larh? Your wife can to all the housework etc. etc. and you can sit back to watch TV- you’re loving her already what.

It’s actually quite ironical because if you were to love her you would be doing the housework. Okay, I’m contradicting. These 2 paragraphs are entirely crap. Let’s cancel it.

Haha! This is so dead funny! I just visited Timothy’s website and was listening to some opera crap and suddenly from his blog came out some Linkin Park stuff! It’s the one which has the “I’ve become so young,” thing. Talk about cross-genre.

Did I mention I am currently a no-egg mooncake addict?

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

Thank you everyone for your valuable (take note of valuable and not sucky =P) comments on improving my background =) I will try it out and you shall be able to give more comments later. I would also like to thank everyone who visited yesterday, because my visitor hits was extremely high. Yesterday’s hits was the highest in Big Fat Smiles’ record, shall not reveal it but thanks anyway.

The reason why I’m typing an entry at such an early point of the day is because of the Adventure Quest training later. To tell you the truth I am not really keen on going. Sigh. But I haven’t been exercising for a very long time- my physical fitness level now is super low. If I were to run my 2.4 clicks again, it would probably be around 15min which is quite bad compared to my NAPHA standard (is it NAPHA?). Sigh.

Sigh, Wendy has stopped blogging until whenever she wants to start. Her writing urges shall go to her private blog. Sometimes I wonder how mankind could be cruel. Were we really born ugly? Or with a kind heart? I think the comment on Kenny’s daddy’s death was the worst.

The Sec 4s are having their prelims now. Wonder how their doing? To you Sec 4s out there- Jia You! (Or rather add oil- the literal translation).

And Happy Birthday Puchit! You’re 13! =)

This entry seems quite boring, but you can’t blame me- more than half a day is still around- a lot of things could happen then. Another entry later perhaps? This one is just to keep your seizures away. Ha!

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

Yay! Ronin will be playing at the WCG Singapore! I won’t say that I am a fan of Ronin but the fact is that their Victorian =) See the biasness of our society (or rather myself)? I heard some rather bad comments in the toilet about Ronin when the came to perform on Teachers’ Day in the toilet on Teachers’ Day. Although we do not appreciate their type of music (which is heavy, heavy metal) we should learn to respect them. To make it worse, their part of our Victorian Family.

I tried signing up for MapleStory today. Take note of the tried. Upon finishing my registration, I forgot my bloody password! Arg. Then I clicked on “Forgot password” or whatever heck and came to the PIN thingy. Then entered my PIN and it seemed to be wrong! Arg. Guess what happened? They suspended my newly-less-than-1-min-old account. Doesn’t that remind you of abortion? Just that it’s killing the baby only after it comes out of Mommy’s womb. Tsk tsk.

Just went down to the nearby mini mart crossing my fingers that Straits Times hasn’t been sold out. The crossing must have worked because it turned out there were a few copies left. First thing I reached home was- of course- to take out the Digital Life (Your Weekly Tech Magazine From THE STRAITS TIMES). I love Tuesday’s Straits Times and Sunday Times. Tuesday because of Digital Life (Digital Life writers please stand up to receive the badge of honor) and Sunday Times because of various reasons

1) Gen Y. Love that part- reading about relationship problems and thinking how I’ll solve them if I were in their position.

2) Click. To check out the “Hot Blogs” section, and news from the IT World.

3) Gizmos. To see how extravagant these stuff are and imagining that I’m richer than Billy thus being able to purchase them all.

4) The Comics in LifeStyle! I love them! Especially Chew On It, Baby Blues (because it’s in color), Zits, Preteen, Pickles etc. etc.

Gizmos and Click are more of a supplement in between the week until Digital Life comes on Tuesday so as to ensure I don’t get a seizure or anything halfway waiting.

So yeps, took out my Digital Life and started reading. Being a diehard Blogger, the part I looked forward to most was… Blogs of the week! This issue’s Blogs of the week took up an entire page! So happy. Topic was on Reaction to linking to blogs. I myself won’t mind being linked by Tomorrow or anything else (in fact deep in my heart I’m shouting please do! Haha) but not everyone does. I was prevented from writing down the URL of the various blogs when writing for Victoriana on Victorian Blogs. So yeps, don’t worry featured bloggers, your URLs aren’t there.

And if you notice, my background has changed! Yups, I created in on Photoshop. Please give your comments and I shall try to improve unless your comments suck. Lmao

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

'm a tralala bird today =) For obvious reasons. Haha, the AEP Workshop was rather a sucess. Nayang, CHIJ Toa Payoh and Hwa Chong people were all very friendly, Nanyang played a very hospitable host =) And I receive my first hate comment today (after calling it tag and mail on my taggie)! Of course no one feels happy after receiving a hate comment, but after thinking about it- I think responding in a positive way would be a much better way in handling it. We have seen many popular bloggers responding to hate comments- Xiaxue, Jasper etc. etc. And I ponder, would life be boring without hate? Quite. Imagine life with only love (that's heaven actually), of course you can do with all the apologies and bitterness away- but life would just be a flat piece of land. When you cycle up a hill, it feels tiring and you want to give up. But after clearing all the misunderstanding, you ride down and have an awesome time! So yups, thanks passer =) You just gave me a ride down that old hill =)

As I do more research, I wish to thank you more! Spending so much time in my blog. 3 minutes alone to tag a 120 word 4 tag tag! (Lol? 4 tag tag?) FYI, thats enough to fill a probably a Primary 3 composition. Lol.

So as I address the issue AGAIN (which is probably irritating but I just can't keep my mouth shut- after all, in order to have a Big Fat Smile, you have to have a Big Fat Mouth to smile that, haha) A blog is a place where you put yout opinions and those are my opinions. And I really believe your English teachers won't agree with you typing that way either. You can't stop me from thinking what I want to think unless you're God which you're obviously not because God will most probably talk to me personally AND God probably does not use Singnet Broadband. He will use Starhub like me. Haha.

Haha, just read Xiaxue's blog and her 2nd latest post just consisted of the title "I can't bloody dislike anything nowadays." How true!

So yesh, today's workshop! Not much photos didn't have time to take them, idnd't bring my camera either. Kifo took them on his 1,3 megapixel Sony Erricson camera phone while Ms Yap took on her consumer digital camera. Please send them to me! I want to document it!

So here's 2 end products of today's workshop =)



A tee I created using the tie-dye method =)



And a batik painting =)




And the camera I promised =) Doubt no one really looked forward to it anyway =)

After uploading everything, I just saw a dead cool picture that caught my eye!



This suppose to be an egg with 2 egg yokes, no I didn't join 2 egg yokes together or anything, they came out like that. If you don't believe (very understandable) it's okay =) But it's true =)

So yup, THANKS FOR VIEWERSHIP EVERYONE =)

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks!

*This is my apology to everyone who was offended by my previous post. I shall do more homework next time I have any severe stuff to post. Please continue to Big Fat Smile +)

And so everything is out. A girl whom I thought had an attitude problem and was so sian with life. Haha. A girl whom I thought called me a paedophile. Haha. Everything is out! Yeah! Haha.

*This paragraph is only for people who understand what it means. If you don't, it's clearly not for you. (and someone shouts in the backstage "Don't be so spastic larh!" Whatever)

There are reasons you know. Why I didn't update yesterday. I think my life is too hectic for a 13 year old Victorian. I seriously think that I shouldn't be staying in school for like until 8-9pm. I know, Victoria is your second home right? Bryan? But I STAY IN ADMIRALTY! Oh, you stay in Yio Chu Kang? At least it's nearer... Okay okay, I DO have the VS Spirit. I do feel that magical feeling, but that doesn't mean up to so long. I guess it is good as an exposure? To let me get used to it when in Sec 3.

I would like to thank Mr Ong for that taxi fare paid =) For me and Mark. I shall wish you all the best in your future endeavours (sound so cliche right?) I hope your photographs become so famous that anything you shoot will worth more than 1K. I hope you will not forget us and our pizza hut treat. Haha.

Evening of Music and Drama 2005 was wonderful. Out of all the performances, Martin (if you're reading this, please, if you ever set up a fanclub, let ME be the first to join), you rocked the house (or rather auditorium)! And most importantly, you rocked my box of socks! (Another Cliche sentence). So anyway, you rocked. I think you should have like gotten every single oscars for that larh.

Okay, its LATE and I need some sleep. Shall show you the SLR camera that cost the school S$1700 that I used to take during the EMD tomorrow=)

Tata...
Jotlims
Jesus Rocks

It's hard to imagine that I have dedicated 1 year of my life to blogging. Although not all my entries to all my neumerous numbers of blogs still exist- more of them are still around. Some rewritten because I did not blog properly as a blog in the past- I now state my reflections and feelings of how I felt towards blogging and whether I should carry on (duh!)

Blogging is an expression- not the only way to though. You can express yourself through Art, Singing, playing soccer, anything. Expression is boundless, like the sea- never ending. And Blogging , although not totally, has allowed me to share my joy, anger, sorrow and pain with my readers (or computers if no one reads). Let me take some quotable quotes from my entire blogging history of sharing my feelings.

Childrens' Day 2004

The first part of the day was absolutely horrible, my principal could be a good professor Umbridge from Harry Potter. She was mad!

Taken from MARmalade (now My-Recollections), 30th September 2004.

That was example of my expression of anger (clearly), to read more, please click here. It's the first one on the page =)

Eve of the eve of Teachers' Day 2005- Rushing for Concert

And that wonderful string of words came out of her mouth, into the telephone line, to the satellite and into my phone (the sequence may be wrong, don't bother to correct me) and the angels in heaven started to sing "Hallelujah!"

"Take taxi home, Mommy will pay for it."

The cows jumped over the moon, chikins began to quack, ducks began to cluck. Dogs begain to mew, cats began to bark. Tigers began to squeak and I just got much Luck. It suppose to ryhme but I am a BLOGGER not a POET. So whatever, the point is I was happy!

Taken from Big Fat Smiles just yesterday.

Again, clearly, this is an expression of my happiness. F.Y.I this was taken from yesterday's post- not that I am rarely happy that only until yesterday I felt happy in 1 year but I just feel that I like reading this and decided that this one the one. Lmao. To read the complete entry, JUST SCROLL DOWN, haha... Joking, click here.

My Grandma

Remember the grandma and grandson? Sigh. I miss my grandma. And it has been 8 years since her death. Wonder what my life would be like if she were still around. Apparently there are lucky people like Literature teacher Mr Siow that still had his grandma till JC.

Taken from Big Fat Smiles, 28th April 2005

I don't really express sadness in my blogs- and since half of my blogging life was spent in Big Fat Smiles- and BFS suppose to be a happy blog- the more sadness was not typed about. A taboo to me perhaps? Lol. But I still miss my grandma till now. It was a very unexpected death. Fell and hit her head. Life is really vulnerable. But thank God she's in a much better place now, I bet she did sing "Hallelujah" went my mom called me. Haha. To read the complete entry, click here.

And finally anger. *tries to make face an angry face*, to tell you the truth, I can't look angry unless I really am angry. Like when Mr Ong tried to make me look angry (the Sin City look) for Victoriana, I couldn't help but laugh! Hahahaha...

Sick

Just walked past the clinic I got treated at. And there was nobody! Why am I always the person that's in the crowd. Why am I sick when everybody is sick? Why can't I be sick when nobody's sick? Why? Why am I not different? Why am I in the majority? Why am I with everyone else? Why can't I don't wait for 30 min just to get my medicine? Why? Why? Why?

Taken from Big Fat Smiles, 1st July 2005

That paragraph was later defined by myself as "Crap" in the next paragraph. Haha. And weirdly I seem to be spelling paragraph as paragraphy! I corrected both of course. To view the full entry, please click here. I am sure I have more angry entries than this but I shall not anger myself since this is my birthday of being a blogger. Haha.

And so, you have seen 4 examples of me expressing feelings. But what about my lousy first post? Lol, as I read through it, I really asked myself whether I should post it and invite myself to mockery. But since I am 1 =)) I shall do it.

My First Entry in my blogging vie

Welcome to Silence. Silence is silence, that tells you that you have to be silent here. But even if you are racking up a racket when you are reading this, please don't feel guilty of not being silent. haha. This is my blog, thanks for your patronization.

I don't know how the heck I came up with such a lame name but my first blog's name was actually "Be Silent". Can you wtf believe it? It's lame! And so I typed http://besilent.blogspot.com in my mozzie browser and came to someone else's blog (I hosted my first blog with Blogdrive). And so, there is also some as lame as me, muahahaha...

I have created many blogs in this 1 year. Too many to be exact. I deleted some of them- which I regret now. One major blog I deleted was Metamorphorsis. If you noticed I spelt it wrongly, I did it on purpose, not then but now. I didn't know how to spell the word then and spelt it with an extra "r". I opened it on Christmas Eve 2004 and deleted it in late February- 2 months of entries gone. I really regret it because it was that blog which harboured all my thoughts of being timid and sad when I entered Victoria School. Sigh, I forgot all those already, there's nothing left to remind me. So always remember, do NOT delete sentimental stuff even if you spelt it with an extra "r".

So yep, I'm a 1-year-old blogger now. and there are many people I would like to thank. Firstly Marilyn- for introducing me to this wonderful world of blogging. Putting "confusionx.blogdrive.com" as your MSN Messenger message. Then introducing me to HTML later on. I would like to thank Caleb, Fatin (and of course Marilyn- again) for being my first taggers on Be Silent +). Persis, for continuosly tagging on Metamorphorsis although it was a dead blog then. Kifo, though only this year, but continuosly giving me advice on writing and giving me chances to write in Victoriana (although nothing related to this post). Terence (L.), Timothy, Oswin, Sian (Blogger of Quarternote a.k.a Lapsus Calami), blogders from other countries and ALL BLOGDERS for constantly tagging (if you did) and reading my blog.

And lastly everyone who has supported my blogging journey- thank you for make it an enjoyable one =)

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks

P.S. This is my longest entry in my Blogging Vie, beating the 22nd August post of 1099 words. This entry is 1162 words =))

Updated!

I have much to talk about in this post, and get ready for a super special post tomorrow. Did not blog yesterday because of my hectic and gross lifestyle. Actually it was only momentary larh, cause this term was an apparently hectic term. Teachers' Day, Victoriana, CAs... gross. Could you believe that I actually might have reached home at 10pm yesterday night? But my super nice mom sponsored me $15 to take taxi home- resulting in a 50min early arrival.

Spent 6.5 hours (390 minutes, 23400sec) doing the whatever Teachers' Day crap and rehearsal yesterday. Thank God all that time wasn't spent wrongly. The concert today was quite a sucess, although there were some lousy bands here and there. Actually I wouldn't be blogging about today's concert but because of the fact that I'm in the production team, I am blogging about it. Sigh, men (you can't deny it) are selfish people. The world's second biggest lie would probably be "I am not selfish" next to "I have not told a lie before".

So yeps, stayed up until 8.30pm with John (Cheo, not my dad), Mdm Nabilah (form teacher of class 3E), Farren (correct? ex-head prefect of VS) and Mr Wong (Opera Addict) doing the bloody emcee script. When I went out of the staff workroom, the school was so damn dark and I was afraid that I ghost will come out and eat me up. So I ran to the canteen which had an overflowing supply of light and up to the hall where 2 Victorians were playing badminton. So I picked up my bag and ran back as fast as I could (I should have been quite fast because gliding- which is what a ghost does to move around is pretty fast too- but he didn't manage to catch me, heehee) and reached the staff workroom.

I then proceeded out only to find God crying. I really think he shouldn't at this time of the day (or rather night) for I had to get home. And if I were drenched in God's tears (thinking about it, it would be quite an honour to be drenched in his tears), I would feel cold throughout the entire bus journey home- leading to a possible common cold- thus not emceeing for tomorrow (or rather today). But thank god his tears got lesser- he must have been stopping crying already- and we were able to walk to the bus-stop quite dry. Thus upon reaching the bus-stop, my bus (55) came! Yay, so I boarded it and smiled a big fat smile to John and Farren together with a wave (complimentary free gift). Then I found a seat and received a call from Mommy (or in Xiaxue-language, Momo)! And that wonderful string of words came out of her mouth, into the telephone line, to the satellite and into my phone (the sequence may be wrong, don't bother to correct me) and the angels in heaven started to sing "Hallelujah!"

"Take taxi home, Mommy will pay for it."

The cows jumped over the moon, chikins began to quack, ducks began to cluck. Dogs begain to mew, cats began to bark. Tigers began to squeak and I just got much Luck. It suppose to ryhme but I am a BLOGGER not a POET. So whatever, the point is I was happy! Because a taxi fare from Eunos (where I allighted from the bus) to Woodlands (where I allighted from the taxi) is not a cheap one!

So flagged a taxi quite easily and got on. Chatted with Ms Wee via sms on the way home and found out Amanda Liu would be joining AEP (Art Elective Program) next year! Yay! Another Admiralty pupil in AEP! She confirmed her entry through the entry exam in Convent of our Holy Infant Jesus (Toa Payoh). So yup, another ADP pupil in AEP =)) F.Y.I, I am the 2nd AEP pupil in Admiralty and probably the first Victorian in Admiralty. Quite proud of that =))) *haolian bo lao lian*

So reached home and wrote all the teachers' day cards. Hope you all like them=)

The emcee went well today- considering I am a noob emcee who has never emceed before in life. I received some negative comments (I would take it that they are jealous because they were never given the chance to emcee in Sec 1, however, they were some constructive ones) like someone (whom I didn't know cause was rushing to the bus and just heard him shout) saying "WK! You suck!" and Muyao (nice muyao) giving me encouraging stuff and of course John! For real encouraging stuff. Shall paying you $8 on Friday =)

Didn't see the reactions of teachers' faces as was rehearsing in the hall. Next year perhaps?

Get jammed for tomorrow! Where it will mark my 365th day of being a blogger! Be prepared for the post to come out at 5.04pm which is when I posted my last post =)) Please click here for the post about my entire history of blogs. Please note that Varrock and Mamarlade has been conbined to form "My Recollections".

Jotlims
Jesus Rocks

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